Remembering the Alamo

Written by Michael Badnarik

I’m very excited! I’m going to be volunteering at the Alamo!

I will also be operating one of the tour boats on the Riverwalk near the Alamo. Naturally, I will be relocating from Austin to San Antonio in the not too-distant future.

My adventure began to unfold three weeks ago when I had a day off from my job at the storage locker facility. There is a little-known “law” that requires every Texan to make an annual pilgrimage to the Alamo. Instead of watching NetFlix on my day off, I decided I would once again visit the sacred ground where 189 men died fighting for Texas Independence.

I had called the Alamo office to ask a question, and after a 30-minute conversation, the woman said, “I think you’d make a great docent at the Alamo.” Before I even arrived, I had interview appointment scheduled for 11:00am. We Baby Boomers would never be late for an appointment, so I arrived at the Alamo two hours early. I wandered around memorizing all the information I didn’t already know. During that time, three couples approached me and asked me questions. I not sure how people decide that I must know what I’m talking about, but I gave each couple a passionate, 20-minute presentation explaining what would motivate men to stay and fight to the death, rather than escape to fight another day.

My interview went very well, and yesterday I finished my third day of training. Most of the volunteers wear cowboy hats, red shirts, and khaki slacks, and are positioned around the Alamo waiting for people to ask them questions. I will be a member of the “Living History” program. I have been given clothes of the style worn in the 1830s, and I will be teaching people how the cannons were fired, how to shoot a muzzle-loaded rifle, and some of the (gruesome) medical procedures in use at the time. I thought I knew a lot about the Alamo, but the people I am working with have been teaching me a lot about one of my favorite topics. My friend Darren jokes that I only want to volunteer at the Alamo to increase the chances that I will have a heart attack on the property – and then my friends will be able to say, “Michael died at the Alamo”. Wow. I’m not planning on that, but… I could be remembered for a lot worse.

The other famous attraction in San Antonio is the Riverwalk. There are two and a half miles of man-made canal connected to the San Antonio River. Brightly painted tour boats travel the canal pointing out historic locations, and sharing interesting facts about the oldest city in Texas. I talked with three of the boat operators who quickly decided I would make a great addition to the team. I submitted my application to the owner and had this conversation:
Do you have any experience with power boats?
I learned to sail when I was fourteen.
Yes, but do you have any experience with power boats?
I was a scuba instructor, a skydiving instructor, I ran for President of the United States, and I ran for Congress. How hard could it be?
My interview went extremely well. I go for a drug screen this morning, and I will begin my boat training on Monday if all goes well. They are in a hurry to get me qualified because November and December are insanely busy during the holidays, and my job is to make sure that visitors to San Antonio have a good time. I am confident that I can make that happen.

As an extrovert, I think I may have found my niche. Y’all are invited to visit me in Texas.

Thursday – October 28th

Today was my first official day as an Alamo volunteer. I was assigned to the artillery exhibit where I explained how cannons were used during the siege. A few people would approach and I would begin my presentation, but before I was finished I usually had more than a dozen people eagerly listening to my story about how Texas finally won its independence. I asked them what would motivate 189 men would fight and die, rather than escape while they had the chance. I asked them to recall the smell when they accidentally singed their hair with a candle, and then asked them to imagine the smell of 189 human bodies being burned on funeral pyres. I helped them to understand why the Alamo is a sacred shrine to those of us who love Texas so much. One man even came back a few minutes later to say, Thank you for reminding me why freedom is so important. It should be pretty obvious that I’m going to love this job.

SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 2022

The Alamo has a very special presentation that will be presented during the evening of March 5th, the day before the fall of the Alamo in 1836. It is called An Evening with Heroes The website says:

What would it have been like to be present at the Alamo during the siege leading up to the battle? Join the Alamo for a special, after-hours theater where you’ll witness the events and conversations that took place the evening before the final attack.

Our 15th Annual An Evening With Heroes takes place after the Alamo is closed to the public, allowing you to experience the grounds like you never have before. A guide will lead your group through nine candlelit scenarios as you witness history unfold.

Naturally, I have already volunteered to participate. If you were thinking of visiting me in San Antonio, this evening would be a good time to do it. Here is a 90 second video of the presentation they did in 2018.
Remember the Alamo!
Remember Goliad!

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19 Comments

  1. Angelo

    Congrats Michael! I’ll be sure to stop by for a tour👍

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  2. Celeste

    That’s so great, Michael! I’m really really happy you’ve found a way to pursue your passion and help continue teaching others in a way that is totally fitting for you!

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  3. Stephanie Marrero

    Oh, Michael, I’m so pleased for you! I can hardly wait to go visit the Alamo now!!! Let us know if you need help moving or with anything!

    Stef & Joseph

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    • Carol

      Someone will discover you in your traditional clothes, brimming with information and beaming with your joy of life…and you’ll end up in a movie playing one of our history’s giants.

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  4. Mette

    Since I don’t own a TV, then netflex is not a loss! 🙂 This job sounds more exciting than your current job. Let me know when you move to San Antonio. I visit there once a month to help my mother. Something to remember, it was a Dane that came up with the star on the Texas Flag. There is a danish flag at the Alamo… yes a Dane died there! However my favorite haunt/attraction in San Antonio is shopping at Ali Baba off of IH 10! Then there is Central Market off of Broadway! Okay, I am a foodie. 🙂 Pearl Brewery Farmer’s Market is a nice place to visit on weekends (expensive though).

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    • Richard Forsythe

      Well that sounds like a fantastic job for you being the history expert you are with all things based in freedom and revolution from tyranny! Congratulations and I hope I can get down there sometime to see you educating people again!

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  5. Sue

    Michael, this is definitely perfect for you! Can’t wait to visit and learn more from you!

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  6. James Oliver

    Some guys have all the luck ! WooHoo Michael ! Congratulations !

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  7. M Dolan

    Congratulations Mike. Your enthusiasm for such a role just oozes through your post. Now I have a great reason to visit San Antonio. Please stay in touch. I am happy for all of the people who will now visit the Alamo or be on a boat who will now get 5-minute answers to what they thought, perhaps, were pending 15-second answers. You have so many of the qualities of a fervent teacher.

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  8. Bill Martin

    Michael, You’re THE MAN. Definitely.

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  9. Ron Gengler

    Mike, when we first met you, you were wearing that exact described cowboy garb. You’re very well “suited” for both these positions.
    Major Congratulations!
    Ron & Cyndi

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    • Valarie Wielgorecki

      Michael, you’re truly an inspiration to all!

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  10. Terry Moore

    Thanks for sharing, Michael, both here and at the Alamo. There was so little hope except to allow Texas to become a nation. The Alamo was so important. I got to go once, and the only word I could think about through the tears was the word, “humble”.

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  11. Joel

    Legend!
    People have no idea how fortunate they are to be on one of these tours.
    Joel

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  12. Mark Dolan

    Congratulations on the change of scenery Michael. I just know you will thrive at this and that will calm your soul.

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  13. James Oliver

    NOW I know why it took 6 of us to move your stuff ! You were hiding a doggone cannon in your closet !

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  14. Chuck

    I’m so excited about your new adventure!

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  15. Chad

    Great job Michael!

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  16. Shelley Faulkner

    Was looking to see if you had a Telegram link, found your Alamo post! What an inspiration! You’re one of the most courageous people I’ve ever met, so refreshing! Thank you!
    The LORD bless you & keep you. (Numbers 6:24)

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